my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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