so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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