Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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