i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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