Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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