I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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