if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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