But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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