Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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