I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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