everyone is single if you try hard enough
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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