i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Farmville is her only friend.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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