I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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