He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
im on a boat
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