can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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