he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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