Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize