Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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