the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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