That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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