thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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