youre lurking in front of me
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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