with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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