you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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