that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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