I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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