I smell stomach acid.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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