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Fuck
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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