clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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