me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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