He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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