She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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