The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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