do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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