i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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