Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Who died my cat blue again?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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