I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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