a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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