i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I forgot how hot balto sounded
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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