i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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