Im at strip club and am horny
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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