sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
