We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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