Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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