We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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