Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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