I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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