turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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