and you said cock pushups were impossible
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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