"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.