Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs

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(251): View more from Alabama

How was last night?

(334): View more from Alabama

She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.

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(432): View more from Texas

ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class

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(917): View more from New York City

I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying

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(443): View more from Maryland

I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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(443): View more from Maryland

the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.

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(720): View more from Colorado

After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.

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