He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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