She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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