have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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