just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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