just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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