How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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